The Skinny

I just don't like skinny jeans on guys. You see a lot of German dudes wearing them here. I hate when they wear them to the office.

I remember seeing a lot of dudes in Australia wearing them too. That shocked me. They are so macho, those Aussies, and then they put on the super slim fit jean and their machismo goes straight out the window.

I just wanted to set things straight on the skinny jean.